Anonymous said: what's ur favorite type of foreplay?
I’m not about foreplay, I get straight to the business.
me: *sees a cute gay*
me: *wonders if they can tell I’m also a cute gay*
to anyone having a bad day im so sorry also here are some pictures of baby elephants
feel better friend
We all have that one straight friend that we think, “I wouldn’t even question it if you asked me to do butt stuff.”
Anonymous said: i just want u to rock my world. i hope ur as good as I hope and imagine u are
I am pretty good if I could say so myself (;
- Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
- Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
- Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
- Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
- Cookies: Freudian psychology.
- Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
- Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
- Ice: The sweet release of death.
I think you’re cute
cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm