Anonymous said: what's ur favorite type of foreplay?

I’m not about foreplay, I get straight to the business.

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0horizon:

Save the Whales 

kobetyrant:

me: *sees a cute gay*

me: *wonders if they can tell I’m also a cute gay*

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spockisgaypassiton:

to anyone having a bad day im so sorry also here are some pictures of baby elephants 

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feel better friend

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nevver:

Inspiration

latterdaytaints:

We all have that one straight friend that we think, “I wouldn’t even question it if you asked me to do butt stuff.”

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Anonymous said: i just want u to rock my world. i hope ur as good as I hope and imagine u are

I am pretty good if I could say so myself (;

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What You Crave vs What You Need
  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.

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plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

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eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

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